funny messages

                                 

1st one is

3 habshi darya k pas bethy hovy thy k achanak aik pari aii or kehny lagi main ap ki kia khidmat kar sakti hun????
1st::mjy gora kar do....
2nd: mujy b gora kar do...
third wala bht hans raha tha to pari ne kaha k tmhari kia khawahish ha...he says in dono ko phir se kala kar do.........!!!!!!!!!!!

                                2nd one is

teacher to sardar: beta 2 main se 2 nikal dain to kitny bachty hain??

sardar g: miss mujy question ki samaj ni aai...

teacher:deikho agar tmhary pas 2 rotian hain agar wo dono khatam ho gyin to tmhary pas ab kia bacha????

sardar ggg; salan.....!!!!!!!

                                 3rd one is

a village girl to boy.....wow teri slate kitni pyari ha is main to lights b jalti hain or is main to billi b bolti ha...is main to gaaany b chalty hain...is main to garian b ati hain....

boy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its my samsung galaxy note.....

girl: durrrr fity mu.....

                                    4th one is

boy to girl: jan tmhari zulfein bht pyari hain...kia main in se khel sakta hu...???

girl wiig utarty hovy ye lo kal suba tk dy dena main ne kal college b pehan k jani ha.....!!!!!!

                                   5th one is

boy to girl: tmhary bal bht pyary hain...

girl:oohh really

boy:tmhari ankhien b bht pyari hain:sachhhiiii..

boy:tmhary lips b bht pyary hain.....

girl:choro na....

BOY:sali itni dair se chor hi rha hun....!!!!

                                    6th one is

pathan to doctor: meri tabiat theak ni rhti....khana b hazam ni hota....!!?

doctor: khan sahab apko cigreete noshi chorni hogi....

paathan: na doctor na cigrete to hum chor de ga par noshi to hamari jan hai....

                                     7th one is

doctor check a pathan's back with torch and said...khan sahab cigrete pety hoty ho kia???

pathan: q doctor sahab pechy se dhuwan nikal raha ha kia?????????????????????

                                     8th one is

pathan stdadium main match deikhty hovy apny 7 waly se...yar ye boll ko itni khench khench k q mar rahy hain?????

he says:goal karny k liye..

pathan: yar ye to phly hi bara gol ha or kitna gol gol kary ga sala is ko........!!!!!

                                      9th one is

boy;main tumhein galay laga sakta hun without touching...!!!
girl:impossible
boy: lagi sharat pepsi pepsi ki???
girl: ok
boy ne girl ko zooor se galay laga lia...
girl: heyyy you touched mee...
boy: han to la rha hun na pepsi roooo q rahiiii ha....

                                10th one is

sardar:main pichly 20 saalan wich aik cheez note kar ria wan..??
gujjar: o ki..????
sardar:jido v phatak band hunda ae odon rail gaddi zaror lungdi ae..

                                 11th one is

pathan apne hath py blade se larki ka nam likh raha tha k achanak rony laga??
dost:piyar kia ha to rota q ha??????????????\
pathan: speeling galat likhy gye.......
rehana malik ki jaga rehman malik likha gaya......